Day Lockheart

Back in Secondary School, guys really hate to have their birthdays on weekdays, and non-public holidays. Birthday bashes can be real horrifying, cause you always go home bruised.

On Friday, STOMP introduced me to a whole new meaning to ‘Birthday Bash.’ Or rather, ACJC did. The victim’s best friend (ahem) uploaded this video to the world, which eventually led to me watching it and sharing what I’ve learnt =)

ACJC says the student who was tied up to a chin-up bar, with cake stuffed in her face and humiliated in school, was not bullied, and that it was all just a part of a birthday celebration between good friends.

Read the rest here.

So how do you celebrate a friend’s birthday? Here’s a quick guide, as referenced to the video:

Bring Her Down

Tough love. Gives a whole meaning to ‘I will carry you.’ Putting up with the struggle must have been tough, but just like any kidnappers would, their satisfaction is always their motivation. They draw strength from desires.

Tie Her Up

If you have the opportunity, run for it. As friends, you should have thought of this, and hence, the ropes/strings. But, it is pervertic somewhere along the line.

P.S: Her underwear flashed a few times, and they got it on Youtube anyways since her best friend must have thought it didn’t meant much.

The BDSM

This also known as the ‘confession of love’ or the ‘love treatment.’ Pour milk, smash cake, anything to do with dairy products, just ‘give’ it to her. With all the strings attached and stuffs, it really does look… stimulating suggestive. What happened after this, was a teacher/principal passing by and yea, he’s pretty cool with it. This is the kind of teaching staff who is likely to bond well with students, or trying to do so.

So any students who have took their O’ Levels this year and wish to go to any prospective JCs that will promise you fun, excitement, camaraderie, love, best friends, and a exotic birthday celebration, you know where to head to!

P.S: The fact that I was able to post screencaps of the video, means that I have the video. The thing about the web is, whatever you have taken down, does not necessary fall into your hand. Google for it =)