Day Lockheart

The previous episode of How I Met Your Mother is still on my mind. Barney and his Christmas carols!

(to the tune of “We Wish You A Merry Christmas”)
I wish I could see her naked,
I wish I could see her naked,
I wish I could see her naked,
and down on all fours.

(to the tune of “Jingle Bells”)
Pulling down her pants, yanking off my own
Underneath the mistletoe, I’ll make your sister moan!
Oh, Heather’s hot, Heather’s hot, we’ll go all the way…

(to the tune of “The Dreidel Song”)
Ted has a little sister, gets hotter every day,
And if I ever meet her, with her boobies I will play.

Japanese Drama used to be what I watch during holidays. I stopped watching local programs since 4 years ago, and 5 years to totally not switch to those channels at all. Modern local tv-shows are…. meh, I dislike them. The programs are usually too corny or predictable. Acting is fake, duh, but the way Singaporean actors do it, is too obvious.

And America took over my TV-watchlist! Here are the top 3 characters from shows I’m currently watching that I would love to share!

Barney Stinson

From: How I Met Your Mother

If there’s one character that I’ll never sick off, while lying on my bed for a day staring at the TV-set, it has to be this Barney. The purple one, is sickening, the theme song was a reason enough to mute the TV-set.

He’s a woman’s man, and he always have very catchy phrases (It’s gonna be… legend… wait for it… dary. Legendary!). His metaphors, although absurd most of the times, do make sense on another level. He’s humorous, he’s charming, he’s a great character to watch.

He seem to love singlehood, not only with himself, but his friends too. Here’s one absurd example of how he consoled Marshall, whose girlfriend has left him.

For the first time…EVER…the three of us are single at the same time.
I’ve dreamed about this day, boys, and it is going to be LE-GEN-DARY.
Together we will own this city!
Any time a girl wants to get back at her ex-boyfriend, we’ll be there.
Any time a girl wants to…solve her father issues through promiscuity and binge drinking WE WILL BE there.
Any time a bachelorette party drives through the city in a limo, sticking their heads out the sunroof, shouting “WHAT’S UP NEW YORK!??” We will be what is ‘up’ New York!

Favorite Line: When i get sad, i stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

Dr. Spencer Reid

From: Criminal Minds

Photographic memory. Witty guy. That’s his charm. I kinda enjoyed the recent episodes which explored his past, which gave depth to his character. The amount of information stored in his head is… simply amazing. He can remember all the evidence pieces, and even the details of a novel he have read before.

Other characters he met, but are not his acquaintance nor friends, would normally be shocked by his abilities… and even his title ‘Doctor’.

Aaron: This is Special Agent Dr. Reid.
Man: Oh, you look too young to have gone to medical school.
Dr. Spencer Reid: They are Ph.D.’s, three of them.
Man: What, are you a genius or something?
Dr. Spencer Reid: I don’t believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, can read 20,000 words per minute.
[pause]
Dr. Spencer Reid: Yes, I’m a genius.

Bart Simpson

From: The Simpsons

Within one month of holiday, I tied myself to the Simpsons franchise and watched 19 seasons of it at one go. Insane? Hell yea.

Bart Simpson speaks audaciously, and gets into trouble which he enjoys more than a lot. I like his character, particularly when it flashes back to when he was about 3-year old. Lisa and him were more affectionate and caring towards each other back then.